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Who Wants This Lady Doctor Dead? You may find it hard to believe, but when someone comes along with a great cure for illness or disease, some people in power get really, really ticked off. And that is what’s happened regarding the lady doctor above. Her name is Dr Suzanne Gudakunst, and she’s someone worth paying attention to. Why? ... Because she may have found the answer everyone’s been looking for when it comes to preventing sickness & disease, as well as a permanent end to people becoming fat! Dr Suzanne has correctly identified the exact causes of people’s obesity, and how to stop it. She’s also discovered that the same cause of why people get fat is also the same reason why people eventually get sick and die prematurely – often cutting off years from their lives (not to mention the quality of their lives!) She has identified several species of parasites and a specific type of goopy plaque that if left in your bowels makes you fat, bloated, developing a pouch and spare-tire belly – and which also is directly linked to 99.9% of ALL diseases (including but not limited to: cancers, diabetes, arthritis, heart disease, strokes, high blood pressure, just to name a few!) But best of all, Dr Suzanne has found an instant and natural remedy that flushes out these plaques and parasites for good. People using her formula often report sudden weight losses up to 100 lbs or more – and without changing a single thing about their diets. Also more shockingly is the fact that many people see reversals in heart disease, and suddenly their diabetes or even cancer goes into remission and never returns! Obviously this lady doctor is taking money away from the rich as she actually makes people well – rather than just keeping them sick, year after year, all just to profit at the expense of their health and eventually their very lives. If you’d like to find out more how her “Top Secret Fat Loss Secret” works and how you can get it (and before someone knocks her off for good!) then just click on banner below! ...
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 242110 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting |
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The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 103 seconds Global video hits: 69242 The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving. Related: bush, comedy, fake, funny, george, libby, news, onion, satire, scooter |
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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 412246 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: animals, onion, science, wildlife |
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 161 seconds Global video hits: 209478 Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Related: brothers, comedy, cyrus, disney, funny, hannah, jonas, miley, montana, onion, teens |
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 168 seconds Global video hits: 794784 The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Related: barack, comedy, election, funny, obama, onion, president, satire |
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The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 132 seconds Global video hits: 163033 Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph. Related: comedy, disasters, fake, hurricane, natural, news, onion, satire, tornadao, weather |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 128 seconds Global video hits: 126006 The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: blockbuster, comedy, fake, movies, news, renting, satire, trailers, video |
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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 187 seconds Global video hits: 105456 The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. Related: barack, candidates, comedy, election, fake, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, president, satire |
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The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 183 seconds Global video hits: 171095 In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job. Related: barack, comedy, funny, john, mccain, obama, onion, politics, satire |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 314338 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme |
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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 282154 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 1984, government, onion, power, robots, technology |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 387638 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world |
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The onion Movie Posted by: cskeller07
Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 561457 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the |
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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 164 seconds Global video hits: 243814 Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting |
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The Onion: Cindy McCain Just Like Any Other Female Human' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 124 seconds Global video hits: 179668 Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy. Related: 2008, barack, cindy, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire |
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 125 seconds Global video hits: 136300 With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert. Related: bailout, business, comedy, fake, funny, money, news, onion, paulson, recession, satire |
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The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 178 seconds Global video hits: 543169 Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts. Related: boy, breasts, children, comedy, funny, onion, scouts, teens, women |
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The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 60522 Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: crash, internet, onion, technology, the |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 148 seconds Global video hits: 1038193 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Related: all, comedy, cyrus, fake, funny, hannah, miley, montana, news, official, onion, over, parody, satire, start, video |
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The Onion: The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 204262 'In The Know' panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them in. Related: china, comedy, fake, funny, games, news, olympics, onion, satire, sports |
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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 151 seconds Global video hits: 106920 The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades. Related: bush, comedy, fake, funny, india, jihad, muslim, news, nuclear, onion, pakistan, satire, weapons |
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The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 159 seconds Global video hits: 158646 Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom. Related: barack, comedy, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire |
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The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 99 seconds Global video hits: 216187 Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Related: comedy, dominos, fake, fast, food, funny, news, onion, pizza, satire |
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